“Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” Review

The Rotten Tomatoes critics gave this film only 51% but I think it is 100% what I expected and exactly the film it should be.

Maybe none of the critics paired it with a Sour Tangie and Lemon Skunk combo joint, smoked quickly while walking into the theatre. Which is their bad, not the film’s.

This flick is fluff that will make you jump once or twice. There is love (but not too much love), dinosaurs, good guys, bad guys, lava and the most ridiculous scene ever created involving a crying dinosaur.

What more could you really want from this movie? … Other than more Goldblum but if you want more Goldblum, just watch the The Fly trailer recut as a romantic film below. Or watch the original Jurassic Park I guess … or get really high and enjoy Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom, in theaters now … or whatever!

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2 Comments on “Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom” Review

  1. MJ
    July 4, 2018 at 9:41 pm (2 weeks ago)

    A dinosaur crying?! I saw the movie and did not see that. Must have been the sour range

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    • Onya Ganja
      July 14, 2018 at 5:44 pm (1 week ago)

      Haha! It is when they are leaving the island, the one dinosaur is stuck on the dock crying in the mist!

      Reply

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