Holy fuck Dawn of the Dead… This movie blows my mind. I learned long ago that there is only one good apocalypse to look forward to, and it is that of the zombie variety. The story is typical zombie par with an outbreak of the walking dead all over Whatever-It-Is City. I’m not sure if the name of the city is an important detail. If it is, I already forgot, and I don’t want to look it up. Sorry. 🙁
Anyhow, this movie is quite the flick for gore enthusiasts. Like, at the very beginning something like… Five guys die right before the title is even shown. That’s better than SAW, Paranormal Activity and Blade put together. But Blade can be excused because that movie is fucking sweet and Wesley Snipes is the man. I also like the fact that Paranormal Activity was made by college students, and it’s not supposed to be a corey movie anyhow. So, Dawn of the Dead is pretty much the outright winner by like…. a Texas Chainsaw Mile.
This movie is a long haul, so you’re going to need some snacks to fill your stomach. So, grab some chips or something. I dunno. You probably know your favourite movie snack better than me. But if you are going to eat chips, don’t bring salsa. The comparison between salsa and human body matter is pretty close, so those with weaker stomachs might get some mind-games shit going. Or bring salsa if you like eating people so you can gain their courage. I don’t judge.
I would totally smoking something that will give you more of a “head” high, if you will. As mentioned, it is a long fucking movie so you can get utterly lost in that movie with the right weed. You may not remember the plot of the action fifteen minutes before, but everything looks fucking cool. People die and shit. And there’s explosions and helicopters. Trippy shit.
All and all, I’d give this movie 5 zombie daughters out of 7 George Romeros.
Stay high folks.