By: WORLDS BEST GRANDMA
Genre: Drama, Musical, Teen Drama
Awesome Level: About as awesome as PpL wHO WriTe LykE Dis…
Cheese Burger Rating: 2/10 (only because the main chick is sexy and I have a weird thing for Dennis Quaid)
I have NO idea what compelled me to watch this movie. Maybe it was the prescription drugs, or maybe it had something to do with the Say Yes To The Dress marathon I had just watched for three hours… either way, I have never regretted a decision more.
I clicked on this movie hoping to see tractor fights and kevin bacon look a likes… but that wasn’t the case AT ALL. The entire movie was basically just a bunch of people, with no acting experience, thrown into a field and told to flail their arms and legs around for a hour and a half. The only good part about this movie was the fact that everyone was beautiful, and enjoyable to look at, and that Dennis Quaid was in it… and if you ask me, those are HARDLY reasons for ANYONE to watch a movie.
So due to the fact that I was bound to the couch with my broken leg, I wasn’t able to smoke weed to watch this movie, maybe if I was able to smoke weed it wouldn’t have been such an epic pile of shit. I don’t suggest that anybody watch this movie unless you’re a 13 year old girl who still thinks that movie love stories make logical sense, and that watching people dance in a farmers field is interesting on any level. If you’re GOING to watch this movie and commit brain cell genocide.. I highly suggest that you get right fucked before hand so you don’t realize that you’ve subjected yourself to one of the worst remakes of an awesome movie EVER.
WORLDS BEST GRANDMA