By: WORLDS BEST GRANDMA
Genre: (according to Netflix…) Sports Drama based on real life
Awesome Level: FUKKIN’ AWESOME
Cheeseburger Rating: 9/10 (I would have liked there to be more weed smoking and sex having)
So, while I sit at home day after day nursing this heinous leg and ankle break, that I got from eating shit on my long board a few weeks ago… what do I see come up on Netflix, but Lords of Dog Town. AW HELLZ YAH. This movie is exactly what I need to be watching right now to help me forget about this shitty cabin fever.
After spending the day smoking this beautiffuull home grown weed that my boyfriend brought me, We finally settled down and watched Lords of Dog Town. Ever though I’ve seen the movie multiple times before, my mind was STILL blown. Every time I watch it, I feel the sudden urge to skate down town, graffiti everything and defy my elders… or some variation of that. It’s the perfect movie to get you pumped up to be a bad ass.
If you’re into surfing movies, skating movies, sexy men, sexy women, the 70’s, fighting, drinking, smoking…WHATEVER… you’ll probably end up enjoying this movie. And to boot, it’s based on a true story, and I mean… how can you go wrong with a true story?
So for all you stoner- skaters, and even the non-skating stoners, I suggest that you roll up a nice big joint, open the windows, let a breeze in, and just chill out and watch this movie with your friends. If you didn’t like skating before, you’ll fukkin’ love it after watching this movie. It’s about skateboarding pirates for gods sake!
WORLDS BEST GRANDMA
Ps. This post is dedicated to my Dog town board. As I watch this movie I pledge homage you; though you are a cunty bitch and played a big part in my leg breaking.. I love you and can’t wait to ride you again.